motivation slop (let me host a TED talk please please pleasepleaseplease)

who else up getting advertised to? dont buy that ashwaghanda off tiktok shop just yet and listen to my soothing words that i wrote for a zine that did worse than i expected at my last zine-fest.

(recycle content. its what god wants you to do. what do you think books Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John were?)

would you rather:

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• do it big and green
• do it american
• do it rich and metal
• do it jeremy renner

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