how to never have to spend the night at someone else's house ever again

Oct 1

1 min read

1: call pajamas 'jammies'

2: suggest we watch Aliens in the Attic

3: ask for the lights to be turned out at 9 because 'im going to sleep now but yall keep hanging out or whatever'

anyone else the 'im calling my mom to get me early my stomach hurts - no i dont want to watch that im not allowed to - arent we going to pray before we eat - where's my inhaler - early bedtime - i have work in the morning - no im going to change in the bathroom - does that have nuts in it' girlboy growing up?

one time i made this BONKERS good bowl of chocolate popcorn and brought it to a sleepover. i ate the entire thing myself (and i didnt offer it to anyone else). her mom made her invite me for her birthday so i didnt know her really and didnt really care

i actually LOVE having people stay the night at my place but crashing at someone else's place is still sooooooo weird. it makes me feel like the human actor they greenscreen into the cartoon world in a shitty 'what if INSERTPOPULARMEDIAICONHERE was REAL' movies

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